Hello Everybody

I will start off by saying this: the only reason I started a blog was to add Google Ad Sense. I signed up for an account with them. They told me that ads will appear on my blog in a couple of days. Well, that time has passed and I don't see anything yet. Oh yea, they also said I can not promote my ad sense or try to get people to click on the ads. Did I just mess that up? I wonder if I can use reverse psychology? Can I say "Don't click on my ads." and not get in trouble with Google? I would hate to make Google angry because they are so powerful. They are probably more powerful than the CIA and FBI combined.